To Use: 

1. Download SMDNotifications.zip
2. Unzip. (though, if you're reading this, you already did)

When in Chrome, 

1. Open up the bar menu (top right button)
2. Go to "More Tools > Extensions"
3. If not already on, enable "Developer Mode" (top right in page)
4. Click "Load unpacked extension"
5. Navigate to wherever you unzipped the SMDNotifications
6. Select the SMDNotifications folder, then click "OK"

You only have to do the above ONCE. Afterwards, you have to
give it the name variations you want it to look for. In order
to do this, you must go to the "Options" link under the "SMD
Chat Notification" extension. It'll bring up a (albeit, ugly)
page where you can enter the variations. It's all case insensitive,
but don't add spaces to separate the names, only commas. When
you're done, save it, and close the page. You also only have to
do that once. Then, refresh SMD Chat and you're ready to go.
Go ahead and say your name, and it'll ding for you.

If you have any questions, or it isn't working because I'm a scrub,
PM aljo @ http://starmadedock.net/members/aljo.374867/ . And make sure
to detail anything that might be relevant, including your bank account
number and PIN.

Credit to BearishMushroom for the idea.