LITERALLY THE BEST SHIP TO EVER GRACE THE DOCK IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

    LITERALLY THE BEST SHIP TO EVER GRACE THE DOCK IN THE HISTORY OF EVER 2016-11-26

    [satire]



    Disclaimer:
    All criticism will be taken, tell me how to improve "best ship" (you can't :P )

    Thrustmass: 1:1
    Shielding: none, armor tank
    Weapons: none, doesnt need them for its role
    Role: all, its best ship for a reason


    Author
    Guthris
    Downloads
    376
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    626
    First release
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    Rating
    4.25 star(s) 12 ratings

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    I also enjoy the flavour 'sunset orange'.
    I wish I could rate 2/10 here,
    Main Issues to address-
    -HUGE power capacity relative to regen with no high alpha weapons or any real power hungry systems at all.
    -low TWR, you can't even outrun a core in this ship. I'm not even joking.
    -nearly defenseless, i spawned one as a pirate and killed it with my astronaut hand pistol.
    -NO wedging AT ALL
    -Is this guy even trying?

    Positives-
    -Highly moddable, despite the previous statements this ship is so ridiculously open to modification due to to its minimalist build style.

    Would highly recommend this ship to people who have trouble building from scratch and would like to try a highly versatile ship-building template. Though wouldn't recommend it in real pvp.
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    the excellency of this masterpiece can't be properly described with human words.
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    This is literally just a core and the fact that all of you gave this 5 star reviews disgusts me (The 4 star is just as bad). The only things the community ever actively rates is bullshit like this and I get canned because I actually review an entire section of content. Maybe instead of doing useless reviews like this and raking me over the coals because "you didn't review like I think you should" actually do something useful for the forums and stop complaining about how it's broken.

    I understand that not all the people who reviewed this are the ones who canned me.

    You want an honest rating? 1 star. Why? It's a core, there is no need to download a BP of this off the dock and it is most likely only here to prove a point about how useless the system and community we have is right now.
    We cubists have only done our duty by creating a new rhythm for the benefit of humanity. Others will come after us who will do the same. What will they find? That is the tremendous secret of the future. Who knows if someday, a great builder, looking with scorn on the often brutal game of supposed master builders and taking the seven colors back to the primordial white unity that encompasses them all, will not exhibit completely white canvases, with nothing, absolutely nothing on them. That day has come.
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    Power System: Highly Efficient with low footprint
    Design: Creative and Innovative Design
    Thrust: High Yield low footprint
    Detailing: Done by Kupu...

    Overall: High Efficiency for a versatile package at prices not before seen on the dock
    Guthris
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    THIS IS SO AMAZING I CAN WRITE AN ENTIRE PARAGRAPH ABOUT HOW USEFUL THIS IS TO ME I USE IT FOR ALL MY BUILDS BUT I CANT GET IT QUITE LIKE YOURS YOU SHOULD DO A TUTORIAL ON IT!!!!!!
    Guthris
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    This is a core.
    A core is a cube.
    Cubes have 6 sides.
    666 is the number of the beast.
    666 units of time ago, I was issued two warnings for hurting people's fee-fees.
    You have no fee-fees, as you are dutch.
    Your ship is the greatest I've ever seen. After tasting it in game, I've determined that it's mint and Alfredo flavored.
    You mad man, you can't be stopped.
    Guthris
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    platinum masterbuilders badge nauuuu
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    The feature I like the most: It is (nearly) always there for you, if you need it.

    (-1 for its slowness though)
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